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February 26, 2013 – Monologue Jokes

1. Reps for Janet Jackson revealed that the singer married her husband Wissam Al Mana last year in a quiet ceremony. The couple kept the ceremony a secret because they wished to maintain their privacy,...

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February 27, 2013 – Monologue Jokes

1. An Australian multi-millionaire has unveiled blueprints for the Titanic II, a modern replica of the world’s most famous ocean liner, which he plans to build and sail across the Atlantic. Oh, I’d...

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March 4, 2014 – Monologue Jokes

1. For $9,600, fans of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton can rent a luxury suite for her scheduled June speech near Denver, part of a package that includes seats for 26 guests. “That’s a...

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September 2, 2014 – Monologue Jokes

1. Beatles star Paul McCartney became the latest high-profile figure to sign a letter calling on Scottish voters to chose to remain part of the United Kingdom in a vote on independence next month. Said...

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October 28, 2014 – Monologue Jokes

1. Yesterday, singer Taylor Swift released her highly-anticipated new album entitled “1989.” She chose the name because she was born in 1989 and it’s a great reminder how little you’ve accomplished in...

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November 20, 2015 – Monologue Jokes

1. Disgraced former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle was sentenced to 15 years in federal prison Thursday after pleading guilty to charges of child pornography. Fogle said it was the first time he wasn’t...

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March 17, 2016 – Monologue Jokes

1. During an interview Wednesday morning, Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump said if he’s not the party’s nominee he thinks there will be riots in the streets. Because a lot of times...

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December 16, 2016 – Monologue Jokes

1. President-elect Donald Trump said Tuesday that he’s fully mended fences with House Speaker Paul Ryan, praising him as being “like a fine wine.” As opposed to Trump himself who is more like a fine...

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July 28, 2017 – Monologue Jokes

1. Hillary Clinton’s new memoir on the 2016 presidential race will be released in September. Or, if you just can’t wait until then, you can read it on Wikileaks in August. 2. President Trump lashed out...

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